This looks like fun.

Do you hide when Jehovah witnesses knock on your door?
No, I used to invite them in but then I got tired of it so now I open the door and tell them that I have read a lot of their material and that I respect their commitment to their cause but that I'm not interested in joining myself.

Tell me about your dancing style?
Happy and experimental.

Do you have any family traditions?
Yes but none that I abide by.

Honestly, do you laugh when people trip for no reason?
Usually not.

What is your most used cuss word?
In Swedish: jävla.

Do you think it looks silly when people wear socks with sandals?
No.

How many speeding tickets have you talked your way out of?
None, I don't have a driver's license.

If you wake up late, is the rest of your day ruined?
Not at all! My day is never ruined.

Which side of the bed do you sleep on?
The side facing upwards.

Name the seven dwarf's:
I know some names in Swedish: Kloker, Toker, Butter and Prosit. That's four.

When you bend over, can you touch your toes?
Of course, that's really easy if you just bend your knees a bit.

What kind of drunk are you?
I don't really drink but if I would I'd be rather annoying probably.

What is the most difficult thing you've ever had to overcome?
My first break-up and the depression that followed.

How do you feel about rainy days?
They're rainy.

Do you think that people mistake your kindness for a weakness?
No.

Can you cook?
Yeah

What is your best dish?
Vegetarian wok.

Have you ever eaten anything disgusting for money?
Nope.

Has anyone of the same sex ever hit on you?
Not hit on me but sort of yeah, one time, when I was giving massages at a gay pride convention.

Do you know anyone who is a pathological liar?
Nope.

What about bi-polar?
Not any friends but I'm aware of about ten people with that diagnose.

Is there anyone you know that deserves to get bitch slapped?
I don't really like bitch-slaps, I prefer spanking.

Why do people drive slow in the fast lane?
Do they?

What is something interesting your best friend would tell us about you?
I don't know, really.

Is it ever ok for people to marry their second cousin?
Oh, I'm so bad at relatives. Second cousin, what is that again? Does it matter?

How many real sit-ups can you do in a minute?
Maybe 20, I don't know.

Have you ever eaten a crayon?
Yuck, no.

Have you ever found anything gross in your parents bedroom?
Nope.

Besides a toilet, where was the last place you peed?
Can't remember.

Would you rather be a porn star or a prostitute?
A porn star of course!

Would you rather have cookies and milk or crackers and juice?
I want to have chocolate covered macadamia nuts.

If your body odor was a food scent, what would you want to smell like?
Herbal tea.

Have you ever missed someones hand in a high five?
Oh yeah.

Last brand of shoes you had on?
Brand, hahahahahaha!

Favorite candy bar?
None

Where was the last bruise you got on yourself?
On my upper arm.